Erotic Massage in Australia


It’s not hard to find what they call an ‘erotic massage’ around busy urban areas these days, but there is a bit of a difference between the quick happy endings and the sensual experiences out there.

Erotic Massage in Australia


Happy endings – they’re thought of as being a quick and easy service performed in parlours that are usually unmarked and unassuming (aside from their neon ‘open’ signs and blacked out windows). Basically, finding one of these places isn’t hard, and the actual transaction itself is also pretty simple, but a lot of us wonder how so many of these all-night, back-entrance-only massage parlours are able to pop up in any location. To us, it seems obvious that they’re offering at least some sexual services, so aren’t they a brothel? Is there a line between massage parlour and brothel? The answer to both of these questions, in short, is yes.

Of course the laws between states differ, and sex work is legal in Australia as a whole, but for example in New South Wales, any establishment that offers sexual services for money is a brothel, regardless of whether it’s ‘full service’ or not. If a massage parlour in New South Wales is involved in happy endings or erotic massages – they have to be registered with the council as being a brothel. For Queensland, brothels are okay but massage parlour sex work is not; it’s still illegal so more often than not, you will find many brothels that also provide erotic massages as one of their services. Brothels are actually illegal in South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania and Northern Territory; while prostitution itself is legal and highly regulated in these states and the operators must be registered.

However, finding a parlour to indulge your erotic massage needs isn’t hard, and visiting a high quality establishment that won’t be subjected to a police sting is very easy. A lunchtime rub and tug is always on the menu with the amount of erotic massage places in the bigger cities, or if you’d prefer it as dessert they’re usually open well into the night. These parlours offer premium services that go above and beyond the standard hands-on massage.

One of the most popular items on the erotic massage menu is a bodyslide or nuru massage, with hand relief as a finale. Enjoying a nude, oiled up woman rubbing her entire body over yours before bringing you to orgasm is something you don’t want to have interrupted. The extras make the experience ten times better though, and for a bit more money your erotic massage can expand to include oral sex, a toy show, a spa session with your masseuse if available, and of course, a double feature with two girls instead of one. Actually, if you’re feeling especially indulgent – select as many girls as you can.

Erotic massage parlours often offer five star rooms and masseuses, and employ staff that are actually trained or qualified to perform Swedish and remedial massages, meaning you’ll pay for quality and come out the other side feeling like a new man all over.