Why Sex in Forbidden Places is the Greatest November 16, 2017 – Posted in: Industry Telegram, News
Did you ever go to a restaurant, and 10 minutes into your brown rice and roasted chicken breast you looked into your partner’s eyes and then to the door leading into the bathroom? You did, there’s no doubt about it.
And you probably ditched the food just to “relieve” your stress in there. But have you wondered: why is this temptation to do it where you’re not supposed to so powerfully overwhelming?
If you didn’t, we did, so you’re safe. Let’s take a look at some of the reasons why sex in a parking lot, restaurant bathroom, classroom, etc. is so monstrously amazing.
- It boosts your libido
You’ve felt this urge to do what you’re not supposed to do ever since you were a child, let’s be honest. There’s something wicked delicious in breaking the rules. This applies to sex, as well.
That urge you’re feeling is actually just adrenaline. You feel like you’re on the edge of a bridge or something. This boosts your libido to gigantic proportions. Depending on how much self-control you have, you will charge through or give into it.
- The sex itself is much better
I don’t know if you’ve ever had sex somewhere where you were at risk of being caught any moment. It is absolutely the best. You don’t really have time for romantic stuff, but you sure do for some bestial sex worthy of history books.
Adrenaline is, in this case, the culprit. You won’t last nearly as long as you would in normal conditions, but this is no place for this discussion, is it?
- Not being able to emit hellish sounds is a major turn-on
At home, you can bite into the pillow. In a parking lot, you can’t really afford screaming because you risk getting fined. But then again, this is something that merely contributes to the overall heat of the moment.
Pro Tip: Speed of Intercourse + Movement = +/- Noise (Values will be established by the two parties involved)
- It makes the bond between you even stronger
There is no way you won’t feel more connected to your partner after you’ve almost been caught going to town (pun intended) in a taxi, on the back seat. Thank God it had a smoky divider window, lest you would’ve made the first page.
In conclusion, you should totally do it where you shouldn’t. There are no health benefits (although some new-age enthusiast can find a few on cue probably), but it’s so fun that it’s addictive.
If you don’t believe me, just try it for yourself. And take some minimal safety precautions, i.e., bar the door to the toilet, put something on the window if in a car or go in the last row of a movie theatre.
You’ll be having the time of your life, and that’s a guarantee. There’s nothing immoral about it, so you shouldn’t feel any shame at all. Hope this helped and I won’t read about you tomorrow morning.