Brothels.com.au frequently asked questions

Serving the discerning gentlemen since ca.1700, Brothels.com.au provides a comprehensive directory of brothels, erotic massage parlours, Asian brothels, bordellos, and adult services. We aim to provide gentlemen with an experience of all things entertaining and titillating. Our world is filled with hand-picked bordellos for your pleasure and satisfaction. Enjoy and don’t forget to keep an eye our Daily Crave. Find the hottest brothels in Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Canberra and regional towns in New South Wales (NSW), Queensland (QLD), Victor (VIC), Western Australia (WA), South Australia (SA), North Territory (NT), and Tasmania (TAS).

Below you will find frequently asked questions (FAQ) Brothels.com.au receives from advertisers and customers.

FAQ BROTHEL ADVERITSERS

Why should I advertise my establishment on Brothels.com.au?

By advertising on Brothels.com.au you have a potential digital reach of up to 120,000+ people a month who are searching for a place that will satisfy their adult needs. Wouldn’t you want to get your establishment in front of that for a fraction of the cost it would cost for traditional print ad? We will work with your establishment to provide the best advertising package for your establishment.

 

How do I Advertise?

Contact Shelia or Scotty and let them design a competitive advertising package for your establishment. Call 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

 

What Should My Ad Look Like?

Your ad can be whatever you’d like it to be from a deluxe room, a featured escort, or something else all together.
TIP: Your ad is your brand. We do advise to not clutter it with words, website and phone number. We feast with our eyes and an ad is no different. Showcase your best products, escorts, or imagery that you feel conveys what your establishment is.

 

What size should my ad be?

We will need four (4) images in the following sizes:

Desktop: 350×157 pixels

Mobile: 350×380 pixels

Social media: 500×500 pixels

Detail Page: 1700×450 pixels

 

I don’t have a designer to design an ad or I don’t have time to create an ad, can Brothels.com.au create an ad for my establishment?

Yes, we can create an ad for you.
Our requirements to create an ad for your establishment are:

  • High resolution (hi-res) image(s) you would like to use in the ad OR if you do not have images, let us know what you are wanting to present as your ad.
  • High resolution (hi-res) image of your logo in one of the following formats: JPEG, PNG, EPS (preferably with a transparent background)

 

I don’t know how to resize the image to the size you need for ‘Gallery Image(s)’, can Brothels.com.au resize the image for my establishment?

Yes, we can resize images for the gallery for you. All that we ask is that the photos or images you send us are:

  • High resolution (hi-res) image(s) you would like to use in your gallery.

 

How many advertising spots can I purchase for my establishment?

You can purchase one (1) position per page on as many pages as you want for your establishment.

 

We are an Escort Agency, can I advertise with you?

YES! Contact Shelia or Scotty and let them design a competitive advertising package for your establishment. Call 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

 

My establishment is a strip club, can I still advertise?

YES! Contact Shelia or Scotty and let them design a competitive advertising package for your establishment. Call 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

 

My establishment isn’t a brothel, escort agency, erotic massage parlour, or strip club, can I still advertise?

YES! We advertise almost everything to do with adult entertainment. If you have a product we can advertise it on our sites, just not in the directory listings.

 

I am an escort, can I advertise on Brothels.com.au?

YES! Not to sound redundant, but contact Shelia or Scotty and let them design a competitive advertising package for your establishment. Call 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

 

 

What is included in my advertising package?

Your advertising package includes advertising your establishment on Brothels.com.au’s social media platforms Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter

 

Can I track how my ad(s) are performing?

Yes. We will send you a monthly report that includes the number of website clicks and image clicks that have been made. Some reports will include the number of phone calls made to your establishment.

 

The number on my advertisement is incorrect, why is this?
Depending on your advertising package, we have a tracking number which traces the number of calls going to your business. This doesn’t affect you at all. There is a small delay with ‘brothels.com’ before the client is connected to you.

 

How much will it cost to advertise?

Advertising cost varies according to the advertising package you agree upon. The minimum cost for an ad is two hundred AUD plus GST ($200 AUD + GST) and goes up from there.

 

How do I get my establishment on the front page (home page)?

Please contact Shelia or Scotty and they will let you know what advertising spots, if any, are available or when the next spot is available. Pleasecall 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

 

A client had a great experience; can I add their “review” to my advertising page?

You, as an establishment, cannot add a client’s review on their behalf, but the client can submit a review on your establishment profile. All reviews will be moderated by a Brothels.com.au Team member before going live to your page.

 

If you are an adult establishment and have questions we did not answer above, please reach out to Shelia or Scotty . Call 1300 780 182 or email the Team.

FAQ BROTHEL CUSTOMERS

I am from “x city” (example Wagga Wagga) and want a girl tonight. Do you have girls in the area?
Brothels.com.au is not a brothel but our website is broken down capital city by capital city and even city within city. Whether you’re searching from the comfort of your home on a laptop or standing on a random street corner in your town, Brothels.com.au will deliver a list of area establishments close to your actual location if you have allowed your computer or phone to share access with our website. If you have not allowed access to share your location, find the capital city closest to you and then choose a city closest to you from the drop down menu.

 

I shared my location, but the nearest establishment is fifty (50) kilometres (km) away or more, why?
You may be in an area where there are currently no advertising adult establishments, example Darwin.

 

Do you cater to people with disabilities? Do you have wheel chair accessibility?

Please reach out directly to the brothel of your choice and ask if they provide services for clients with disabilities.

 

Do you have “x ethnicity” girls (example Indian)?

Please reach out directly to the brothel of your choice and ask. We do not know the selection or status of escorts that are available at the listed brothels.

 

Me and my mates want a girl to come around, can you arrange one?
I’ve got a lot of money to blow and want to have a good time can you get a girl to come around?

You will need to contact the establishment of your choice and arrange for the girl of your choice for an out-call service. Brothels.com.au does not provide adult services, we advertise adult services ONLY

 

Can you come out to me ASAP?
Can you please come and relieve me? I’m really sad and need your help.

Please select an adult service establishment from your area and contact them to see who they have available. Brothels.com.au ONLY advertises adult services establishments.

 

I had a wonderful experience at an establishment, can I leave a review?

Yes. You will need to be a registered user (click the link) and then go to the page of the establishment you would like to leave praise for.
*Please note: all comments are moderated and we will not publish any comments that are derogatory in nature or any personal contact information.

 

I would like to work for you, can you call me back?

Please fill out the contact form (click the link) and we will be in contact with you.

I don’t know a lot about the terms mentioned on some of the pages? Do you have description of what this or that sex service means?

Yes we do. This is not a complete list but it will hopefully answer any questions you might have.

  • Erotic massage– both you and sex worker are naked and they massage your whole body including your genitals with their hands – achieve or enhance your sexual excitation or arousal and to achieve orgasm
  • Body rub– this is the same as an erotic massage
  • Body slide– usually a part of an erotic massage service. When the client is naked, face down, the sex worker will slide their naked body along the client’s body
  • Body scrub – exfoliating and conditioning experience for your skin and your mind. To renew your body, leaving it feeling fresh and touchable!
  • Happy ending – when a massage ends with sexual contact and orgasm, usually through a hand-job.
  • Naughty massage – The therapist works on different parts of the body which trigger sexual excitation.
  • Hand job/hand relief– the sex worker masturbates you, usually happens towards the end of an erotic massage/body rub
  • Double Girls – two girls/therapists massage you
  • Mysterious Experience – blindfolded erotic relaxation fantasy
  • 4 hand massage – two therapists/4 hands working on your body
  • Sensual massage – A full body sensual massage not only provides the sensation of physical release, but it also meets that need of many people for physical intimacy
  • Rub & tug – massage with an additional hand job
  • Spanish– the penis is masturbated by rubbing it between the breasts
  • Oral sex– also known as French or fellatio (oral on a male) or cunninglingus (oral on a female). This is where a person uses their mouth to stimulate another person’s genitals
  • Full service/Fully inclusive– sex. Can also include an erotic massage and oral before having sex
  • Sex/Intercourse– penetration of a penis into a vagina (when seeing a female sex worker) or a penis into a bottom (when seeing a male sex worker – see Anal sex)
  • Anal sex(also known as Greek) – penetrating the anus with a penis or penis-like object
  • Active/Top– a male sex worker who offers penetrative anal sex BUT does not receive anal sex from the client
  • Passive/Bottom– a male sex worker who receives penetrative anal sex BUT does not penetrate the client
  • Fully Versatile– term for a male sex worker who offers both active and passive services
  • Tie and tease– the sex worker gently ties your hands and feet to the bed or massage table and touches your whole body without you being able to touch them. Can also incorporate the client being blindfolded for extra sensory pleasure. May also include a hand job, French and or full service
  • Fantasy– can include the sex worker dressing up in a particular costume or uniform (ie. nurse/ schoolgirl/army fatigues/sportswear) and /or role-play
  • Role-play– happens in a fantasy session where the client and sex worker agree on a particular scenario and play a certain role ie. the client is a headmaster and the sex worker is a naughty schoolgirl and is spanked when she gets the answers wrong in class
  • B/D or  Bondage and Discipline– includes being whipped, flogged, caned, tied up, told what to do when in restraints etc. Most trained sex workers who offer these services are known as Professional Mistresses or Masters. There are also special brothels just set up for these kind of services with all of the unique equipment needed ie. ropes, whips, blindfolds, manacles (handcuffs), canes, crops, suspension racks, A-frames etc. These services are sometimes of a sexual nature and sometimes not
  • S/M or Sadism and Masochism– a more extreme form of B/D. Can include superficial piercing, cuttings, extreme sensory deprivation, humiliation, medical scenarios etc. Most trained sex workers who offer these services are known as Professional Mistresses or Masters. There are also special brothels just set up for these kinds of services with all of the unique equipment needed ie. ropes, whips, canes, crops, suspension racks, A-frames, medical equipment, piercing equipment etc. These services are sometimes of a sexual nature and sometimes not.
    Note: BDSM is often used interchangeably to describe the B/D and S/M scene as a whole.
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