Cracker Escorts: She’s a Cracker!

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What better time than the federal election week to dig up the origins of the granddaddy of all Aussie phrases “She’s a Cracker!” At one time generic to every household, street corner, RSL bar and pokies saloon country wide and delivered with a resounding twang sufficient to make the Marlboro Man proud. So we hit the tarmac with the express plan to leave it to the modern man in the street to connect the dots, shed some light on what may have spawned this almost majestic, eternally loved and unquestionably iconic “Aussie” expression to top all “Aussie” expressions. Polling in No.1 top spot and who could deny her –The Racehorse – the queen of the track, the giver that never stops giving, saviour to bookees statewide, tormentor of punters on a losing streak, fast, furious and born to run, shades of Phar Lap 1930, Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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Storming home for a No.2 second placing the man’s best friend, the ever loyal – Blueythe Blue Heeler or Australian Cattle Dog, a trainer and horse man’s dream with stamina to match, generally black or brown in coloring with white hairs giving the optical illusion of a ‘blue’ dog, Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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The outsider, master of the roost and the jester of the pack and let’s be honest who can argue with a talking Galah but a talking Galah @No.3– Polly wanna’ cracker? –Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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Trotting in at No.4 the Wiltshire Little Big Horn, a feisty and unusual Aussie breed best known for molting its ‘user friendly’ short wool and hair coat naturally in the Spring months meaning no shearing required hence every Farmer’s– favourite outback habit!– Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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No.5 and born to drive the hardy and reliable utility vehicle or “–Ute–” as most fondly referred to, a truck with low sides ideal for moving small loads, with more grunt than a general purpose vehicle and with four-wheel drive for attacking rough Aussie terrain, Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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Unsurprisingly just sneaking in at No.6 – The Schooner – a prized and timeless Aussie pastime and who could refuse one on a long, hot Sydney Summer’s Day! Oh Yeah “She’s a Cracker!”

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Last but not least please crack a smile for the elusive No.7, closely personifying the Irish slang for “–what a beauty–”, she rises at the crack of dawn, a real firecracker and a fair crack of the whip, may we present the Sydney escort, consummate beach-goer, sun-lover, wine drinker and man-eater. Sold! “She’s a Cracker!”

 

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